There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
do herpes really smell.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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