i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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