There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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