My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Michael Bay diarrhea
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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