well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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