just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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