Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I need a beard to bite.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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