So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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