Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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