i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
There r osticjed everywhere
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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