After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
just tell him i said nine months
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
