Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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