so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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