I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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