mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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