Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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