Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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