dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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