Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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