Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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