I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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