bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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