is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
