ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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