I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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