After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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