you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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