Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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