Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
it's like heaven, but drunker
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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