i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I pour the whiskey from now on
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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