I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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