No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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