I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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