Got a toothbrush?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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