So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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