The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
