Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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