You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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