My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
What a dumb baby whore.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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