Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Randomize
