They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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