i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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