I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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