im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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