i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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