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How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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