My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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