Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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