TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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