My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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