you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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