The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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