fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
