You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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