So drunk, too bad you don't want this
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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