we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
it's like iHOP with fire
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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