I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The beers last night were like the tears from god
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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