it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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