There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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